Warning, true story, be careful!
My Uncle went to the Chinese in Peel yesterday night, but didn’t know what he wanted and so he got one of those banquets, where you kinda get a bit of everything.
He picked it up and took it back to the car, and put it down on the passenger seat ready to take home. He was just about to set off and the bag moved slightly. Thinking he was imagining things, he looked closely, and it moved again.
As he looked a small head and a pair of eyes peered out from the top of the bag, but then quickly ducked down out of sight.
So, he grabbed the bag and ran back to the shop to complain. Stormed in and threw the bag on the counter and explained to the girl on the counter what had happened.
So, she carefully took the bag and opened it slowly, looked in and smiled.
Why yes sir, she said,…….
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…. Thats your Peking Duck!